W. Stanley's Letter To Be Perfect

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It was an obsession, and addiction even; making sure each letter was absolute. Each “T” proportionate, every “I’s” dots, a perfect ellipse, each “O” accurate to the 3.1416, and every “X’s” interception perpendicular. I’d spent more than an hour on, what my classmates would probably describe as a rather simple task of writing the alphabet, but to me, it was the mission of fitting twenty seven impartial letters in to the margins of (manuscript) paper. Everyone else enjoying recess, while I sat there alone in Ms. Booth’s first grade classroom, concentrated and ruler in hand, you would have sworn I was creating an intricate architectural structure. I knew how frustrated my teacher got with me because of how long it took me to complete an assignment, …show more content…

Though I didn’t like if my letters looked as if I had two fingers, and mild case of arthritis, and early onset Parkinson’s, I didn’t like dressing as if I chosen my outfit in pitch black darkness, and I especially didn’t like to participate in life’s unwritten five second rule, as if germs had the capability of being like, we’ll just wait five seconds before we completely engulf this food in life rendering microbes and bacteria that was sure to give you a severe case of chronic diarrhea. I didn’t like my food to touch, to shake hands, the popping of gum, people who, bugger collar, the excessive use of “like”, like “like” is necessary in like the beginning of like every word to like sufficiently like make a like understandable …show more content…

Bland Babbling Bad Body Booth that little Ms. Perfect wasn’t as infallible as she though, but I would also give myself a good reason to be made fun of by my entire class; I wouldn’t blame them either, because even though they let snot run freely down their noses with the intent of wiping it on their collars so at the end of the day they were rewarded with a nice embellishment of white crystallized mucus; and even though when they had to use the bathroom they grabbed furiously at their crouch and did a little dance like it was some kind of impersonation of Michael Jackson; I knew that this group of six year olds were scrupulous enough not to eat like complete barbarians. But acting out like that just wasn’t me, I liked cleanliness and order naturally, maybe my mom watched too much Home network, or sniffed too much Mr. Clean when I was conceived, or maybe I was just absent that day they taught scribble scrabble, or forgot to read the book How to be a Proper First

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