Strangers in the Dumpster

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“So those bites were really given to you buy carnivores?” Gilbert asked. He liked watching the Discovery Channel too much.
Trunk and Orson laughed at the same time once again. Through his snickering, he made an effort to speak. “I was changed into a giant chocolate clown one Halloween. It was my costume. I was very young. My older brothers had never seen me in a trance and assumed I was a real giant chocolate clown.”
“Ooh, yuk,” responded Gilbert.
“Not if you don’t know it isn’t real, it isn’t yuk.” Orson sighed but continued. “The funny thing to this day is…my brothers didn’t care once they found out it was me.”
“Very yuk,” commented Gilbert.
“Have you ever eaten a bug?” asked Orson with much curiosity, “Or a hangnail from your finger? You’ve seen kids eat their own dried nasal mucus.”
“Yes, boogers” answered Gilbert, grimacing.
“Well many people consider that to be worse,” added Trunk. “Double yuk,” Gilbert squirmed his displeasure of the subject presented.
“So you don’t think Parrot’s eating cooked fowl carnivorous?” Trunk raised an eyebrow.
“Well, yes as do us eating animals.” Gilbert wondered why
Trunk specifically mentioned a Parrot.
“Well if it tastes like chocolate, it must be chocolate, right?” Orson offered.
“And why does Trunk and the Pan workers find it so funny?” Gilbert guessed he was too young to get the meaning but pressed on for more. Then he recalled the clown vision of Orson’s past.
Gilbert’s face ignited with tearful amusement as he caught sight of the projected picture Orson created of a giant size clown, and at last, what everyone laughed about. Orson’s brothers turned themselves into giant chocolate bars. As the image became larger in front of Gilbert, the more his belly ached from laughing so hard. Two gian...

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...Number Five again. Nor the pungent scent of his father after he’d sneaked out to smoke a cigar, knowing they were bad for him. Asher’s sharp comments would also be welcomed. How could he have forgotten Asher, what became of him? He contemplated.
“Halloo, chicken, halloo,” cackled Asher from a limb just out of reach. “I can smell you from over here.” The words sounded just like Asher, without imitating anyone.
Gilbert jumped off the carpet. Overjoyed. He ignored the surroundings used by Trunk to hide new young Wizards and apparently train them for their own protection. The oddity of the place slightly registered in Gilbert’s mind. He slid into the Safe House courtyard and there was Asher, one left leg out eager for his best friend’s arm. With a hop off the perch, he shimmied up the arm to Gilbert’s shoulder to nestle into his chin.
“Nice to see you, my friend, Asher.”

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