Rustling's Short Story: New England High School

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The scrawny man stood in front of the dining hall wiping sweat off his brow. He wore a gray herringbone tweet jacket, a white button-down oxford shirt, a zebra-striped tie, and mud-colored flannel trousers─a costume befitting the gatekeeper of a distinguished educational institution. His aquiline nose, indiscernible chin, and eyes like shotgun barrels accentuated a pale and oily complexion. Those appeared his most formidable features. His silhouette in the right light painted a bleaker depiction. He scanned the short rise to the North Lawn for familiar faces amidst a sea of polo shirts, preppy blazers, and silky blouses. A bustling crowd in full swing swarmed in every direction. Rustling leaves accompanying shuffling footsteps mitigated the …show more content…

The ivy clad dormitories and superb landscaping met anyone’s expectations for a New England college. Students and staff alike reacquired old friends and planted seeds for new ones. Sometimes, unfortunates became entangled with Shelly’s eyes, conducting an unsettling exchange of opposing energy. He looked forward to hosting the new faculty welcome party scheduled for late afternoon, and chairing the Academic Review and Disciplinary Board meeting the following evening. The bi-annual exit strategy for those failing to meet their requirements often included his least favorite students. Miguel Carbarone’s prospects and the Jimmy Romanowski resolution further enlivened his mood. If an even three emerged from among the Bishop Hall crew, the autumn semester would taste sublime. Oh well, an opportunity might yet arise. Sheldon bore a napoleon complex with follicles in full retreat. His academic and professional career depicted an exemplary bureaucrat who hadn’t so much as earned a parking ticket, or ever been more than moderately inebriated. He considered himself the model beacon to guide the blind but eager students in their drive toward the …show more content…

In High School, he broke the record for issuing the most Hall Monitor demerits. As a college Dorm Manager, no one danced the heaving breath fandango under his watch. Finally, at graduate school, he paid a professional to break his nut. “Good day, Williams.” His career began as a Student Loan Administrator, progressed to the Registrar’s office, sidestepped to whistleblower, and leapfrogged to his current, exalted position. He fell convinced his constituent’s best interest lay with applying an idealistic purity in the service of their interests. “Welcome back, Katherine…” After completing the opening overture, he headed back toward McKinley Hall, exuding a powerful sense of purpose. He needed to expedite some paperwork, and conduct a few calls. The fall semester kickoff had proceeded smoothly with the best part yet to come. Something noble resounded about his calling as the quintessential “introductory Shelly”, preparing students for the hundreds of Shelly’s they’d encounter in the world. He took great pride in eradicating the weeds in his garden, which sometimes included healthy trees and vibrant flowers. Oh

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