Pageants, The Popular Parody

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Pageants; the Popular Parody

Year after year it never fails—another girl whose parents are well represented in the community has taken the local pageant crown. True winners and qualified young women tend to be overlooked. Like my close friends and me, a fair chance was never offered. At rehearsals, I often questioned my character when I overheard girls criticizing peers they envied.
Every Sunday practice consisted of gossiping drama queens, fake conversations, and debating whose wardrobe topped the others. Yes, some activities were enjoyable: practicing the dance performance, indulging in cupcakes, and strutting in our budget braking high heels. However, expenses add up after purchasing all the necessary attire; interview outfit, evening gown, …show more content…

Training and previous judging experiences were supposed to take place prior to the contest. Sadly, in recent years the “judges” are no different than any other person walking the streets. When I signed up for this contest, I was assured that all of these precautions would be in place, but—to my surprise—none of them were.
A typical pageant is an all-day event for the contestants. In the morning, hair and makeup appointments are scheduled in order to prepare for the show; a crucial part of the judges’ first impressions—does she look well put together? Interviews are looked at as an opportunity for girls to express their individual uniqueness to the judges. They are to use this conference to get to know each contestant better. During this time, the judges should be asking themselves, would this young woman represent her community well?
In determining which contestants speak to professionals most fluently, judges usually pay close attention to such details: posture, eye contact, supporting one’s own opinion, and authenticity. From what I have noticed in past pageants, the deciding factor is a popular last name—that’s it. Girls who lacked these credentials of not speaking up, saying too many “ummm’s”, and not supporting their beliefs were still considered to be top contenders, according to the “top pageant judges” that …show more content…

Since the rest of the show will be formal, it’s a good way to lighten up the mood for the contestants and judges. The choreography is as easy as a six-year old’s first dance recital, but at least it gives the contestants an opportunity to shake their hips. And, without admitting it, the girls need this time to build confidence before dressing in their evening gowns.
Stage presence is the next crucial component for determining who should represent the community. Contestants need to be able to confidently present themselves in front of a large audience and speak clearly with accurate reasoning. Except, this factor does not apply to all contestants; after all, if they are fashionable, why should they have exceptional interview skills?
The instruction for the slow walk, the first formal presentation of your evening gown, is to come across as the most confident girl on stage—tall posture, shoulders back, walk heel then toe, and put on your most sparkling smile. Or should I say fake smile? If the dress is not current in the fashion industry, the judges don’t need to converse whether that girl is a contender: no fashion, no crown. After all, outside beauty is the only thing that matters in a pageant. Who cares who the young woman is deep down or what her intentions are after the makeup comes

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