Overzealous-Maximus Essay

We all have a “natural habitat”, a place where we feel comfortable to be ourselves, to express

ourselves in a way that feels instinctively necessary or natural. Most “natural habitats” have a

dense population of people in an area, other are in the confines of home. There are universal

traits that people share no matter what sport that they enjoy or practice themselves. From loud

captivating death screeches to collectively crying for the loss of a team, there is always a spot

where one could fit in. No matter what sport is being played there will always be someone

somewhere who will react in a way that will grab the attention of others. Sit back and get

comfortable as we take a journey over the river and through the stadiums.

A winning game is vital to the survival of this specimen, for a losing a game will bring

this creature into a spiral of aggression lashing out at its nearby surroundings. These creatures

are commonly sighted at football games where intoxication is most present. Taunting the

“overzealous-maximus” will result in a short verbal altercation followed by a physical

altercation. Truly a remarkable sight to behold.

The “garrulous”, the distant cousin of the “overzealous-maximus”, is known to be excessively

talkative. The vocabulary of the “garrulous” is keenly sharp having access to a plethora of slurs

at its disposal. Notorious for verbally defending its favorite sports team, the “garrulous” gives

no acceptations those who try to sully the name of his or her team. They are commonly sighted

in high school football game, baseball stadiums, and in pubs or bars. Though rare, the

“garrulous” will engage in physical confrontations only if their numbers are more than one.

Take note that it is common to see fans of different teams fight each other, it is not foreign to

see fans of the same team fight over which member of a team is better in comparison. Some

“garrulousies”, provided that the extremes are high enough, will argue with each