Misused Words in English

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Every single day, humans have misused every word they possibly could. Why is that, you may ask? Surely we must be advanced beings who are able to speak in the language we ourselves have created? To answer those questions, I can simply say: I don’t know! It makes no sense whatsoever and it is so annoying! Like, literally! And this time I actually mean it! I absolutely hate seeing words butchered over and over again. We’ve all got our pet peeves. This one’s mine! It just gets me!

I’m not trying to say that I’m a perfect speaker. However, there are some words any logical mind just can’t misuse, but are so misused by the public that I must rant about them!
#5 – ‘conversate’
I had to start with this word. People use this word thinking it means to hold a conversation. ‘Hold on, I’m conversating with Jenny!’ It’s been used so much over the past years that we’ve come to believe it’s a word! In reality, this word means absolutely NOTHING! It isn’t found in any dictionaries and has somehow made its way around the globe. It’s a mix of the words conversation and converse, which are in fact two very correct words. The mix of both, however, is as valid as unicorns and fairies.
#4 – ‘I could care less’
I know, I know, this isn’t actually one word. This expression is so contradictory that I just had to mention it. It’s generally used when someone is commenting about something that they really don’t care about. For example, if someone comes up to you and tells you something insignificant, like buying a pen, some may reply by saying ‘I could care less.’ Do they hear themselves?! Saying you could care less means that you actually care so much about the fact that he bought a pen that you could care even less, but you don’t! It means you think it...

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...s no place! We should be saying ‘figuratively’, because that’s what it really is. I can see it now. ‘Hey Daniel, my girlfriend broke up with me… I was figuratively swimming in a pool of my very own tears!’ Maybe that wouldn’t sound so nice. I guess I can see why people use the word literally to add emphasis, but literally still means to be literal and this must be taken literally!

I could go on and on with these kinds of misuse in our language. My hate for misused words grows in a very literate way – I could care less! The fact that so many words are misused makes me wonder if misused words aren’t actually misused. I mean, if everyone’s using them, shouldn’t that make them the new standard of correctly used words? Language is, after all, a device of communication that is constantly changing. As long as the message gets through, isn’t that all we should care about?

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