Long Distance Running Religion

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Phil the Alien comes from a very religious planet called, Runners World. A large majority of the aliens that inhabit the planet practice the religion of long distance running. Phil is a part of this large majority and considers himself a devout follower of the faith. Long distance running is a polytheistic religion. They believe in a group of gods called the running gods. Each god is responsible for controlling their running pace, stride length, breathing, the weather on race days, and many other factors that runners face. Phil and the rest of the followers of long distance running believe that their running gods sent two prophets to Earth to show the human race how the religion worked. These two prophets were Steve Prefontaine and Galen Rupp. Steve Prefontaine, or “Pre”, as most humans knew him as, was a charismatic runner during …show more content…

After the death of the first prophet, long distance running began to see a decline in popularity. The running gods sent Rupp to pick up where Pre had left off. Breaking many of Pre’s records, Rupp has been able to bring popularity back to the religion in America. Long distance running doesn’t have a centralized meeting place or churches. Instead, hundreds and sometimes even thousands of people gather to run races to honor the running gods. At races, they do not pray, they simply run. Running, stretching, working out, or doing anything to become a better runner is how they honor their gods. The long distance runners also have a holy book. Their holy book is called Once A Runner. It is not written by a running god or a prophet, just a follower of the faith. The book tells a story of a follower of the religion and what he goes through to become a better runner. The followers don’t take the words in the book literally. They know it is a fiction story about another follower of the religion, but they feel like many aspects of it can be applied to becoming a better follower of the

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