In Cold Blood Analysis

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TALE OF WAR Hello, I am Johnny S. Mini Jr O. My full name is Johnnythonationousgorgison Secretituswannabe Minithorwannahammer Joshedreader Oheeriotiswamis but of course everybody calls me John. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY VOTING TICKET JOHN!!! IF DON TRUMPET WINS THE ELECTION WE WILL SUFFER FOR 100 YEARS!!!” Yeah that was Albertus that was just shouting at me… He’s a god… And right now, there is a presidential debate between Don Trumpet and Hiltery Clineton... And of as a god he has all of his conspiracy’s… “I can read minds you know John?” “Oh, yeah… I… I… I forgot about that…” I don’t know why he thinks that we will suffer for 100 years or even how we will suffer… “for one, I am a god and for two it will be war and hunger and for three …show more content…

buzzed to life. “And the winner of this year’s election… Don Trumpet…” “BZZZT” the T.V. dies down. “WHAT DID YOU DO JOHN NOW WE WILL SUFFER!!!” “When will we suffer Albertus… Oh wait, NEVER!!!” “To start the suffering I will start with giving you AIDS.” If he does that, that will be weird since… “Your 46 years old and still a virgin?” “No…” Yeah, that actually sounds about right… Maybe he is… One two… “I am the only one of my species so I can’t lose my virginity.” “HAHAHA AND YOUR 578 YEARS OLD!!! L… …show more content…

“You wanna fight in the war?” No. “We leave now and in the mean time we will sleep.” ONE HUNDRED YEARS LATER “John wake up we are here!!!” FYI if you ever go on a trip in a small ship that last one hundred years’ people change a lot. “Darn I don’t get reception on your planet

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