Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom

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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

You know, while I was watching my son and future daughter-in-law suffer through the painful process of planning their wedding, I asked myself, “What would it be like if men were responsible for organizing weddings?”

I’m guessing that my son might rename the "Rehearsal Dinner" to the "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger". The invitations would not read “Gracious dinning from 7 to 10” but rather, “Raucous Drinking from 7 until the cops show up.”

Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops – with more skin showing than not.

Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching ...

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