Humorous Wedding Speech

Good Evening for those who dont know im paiges littlest sis chelsey i wanna start by congratulating paige and jake and thanking all who have came out tonight, When I look at the bride and groom, I feel such a kaleidoscope of emotions.? I know that paige has found her true match and I know that they will have a long lasting marrage.. My heart is bursting with love for you two today.? I know you have a wonderful adventure ahead of you, and with God blessing your marriage will last for decades to come..... and today is a really hard day but always the happiest day of all our lives i've watched these two fall in love from the begginging and if you really knew paige youd know she wasnt really boy crazy till she found jake how lucky of you and

not only am i handing off my big sis tonight im handing off my role model the girl who is 21 years old and still fits my clothes im handing off my best friend my better half and tonight im trusting you jake with all my heart to take care of her and love her with all you got... i know she will be allright cause now she has you has her long term bestfriend...... you both truely have amazed me and showed me what love is you guy have been through it all and still made it out on

so yeah paige has always been the sick drunk but over the years she now knows how much she can handles so thats good..... so i remember being really little and paige and jake being in the living room watching a movie and mom being like go sneak and see what they are doing chels well.... i didnt sneak id just run in there and jump on paige and be like what ya doing and paige yelling at me saying get out this is so embarrasing... and on to an embarresing story of jake i as gonna tell this one then i was like i better not.... but i remember paige and mom talking about some video of jake on youtube and they were watching it and they never said what it was so i go and look and i see jakes butt all on this screen and with out saying a word i walked away with my head down like my god i think my life is over after seeing his pale white butt..... there is so much more i could say but im running out of time tonight im proud to finally call you jake my brother in law thank you for loving paige and john and doing all you do for the both of them your gonna be an amazing husbad and your already such a good father....... so