Humorous Wedding Speech: Can You Make You Perfect?

again to make a way of living that every man, woman, and child can live by. I don’t believe that to be capable, neither did Andrew. However, he did believe that through your own life experiences you could understand how to better yourself, how to keep yourself from making mistakes, how to make yourself…”
“Perfect.” I cut him off early, remembering my google spree a few days earlier.
“Exactly,” he said with a slight smirk at the impressive timing. “We at NAPS believe you can make you perfect.”
“I hardly think I’m perfect or even capable of such, Mr. Perry.” I said, half-heartedly but honestly.
“Even though our visit has been pleasant so far, I’m inclined to agree with you. We’ve all made too many mistakes for our philosophies to take full effect.

It was only momentary and we got right back into the speech. “Replication.” He said like I somehow knew what he meant. “Cloning!” We have the ability and we have the proper permission. We are going to take the cells out of your body and use your DNA to make another you! Another Dennis Clifton! And over the next year you will teach it what you think it needs to know to be the perfect you, to be the proof that you are capable of being ‘perfect,’ to be the proof that everyone is capable of being ‘perfect’ if they have the right teachings. This means you can’t teach the clone to lie, to manipulate, to deceive, or to

All that was behind me was my bag laid in the snow and a set of tire tracks leading out of the dark gates. I scurried back down the few steps to grab my luggage and head back up, trying not to seen my Davis, who would surely scold me for such a minute waste of time. The suit case was hard and cold, practically frozen from its short ride in the un-heated trunk. Lifting the suitcase above my head made my wrists exposed to the wind’s torrent. The freezing temperature was too unbearable, so once the heavy metal doors slid open with the pass of a key card I raced in and tossed my bag onto the floor. Instinctively, I then collapsed into a fetal position of