Humorous Wedding Speech-Best Man Wedding Research

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Good evening everyone, I would like to thank you all for coming today to share in this special occasion. Thank you Stephen for his toast to the delightful bridesmaids, who look absolutely stunning. I would also like to congratulate the lucky couple, Stephen and Vanessa. Let me introduce myself to those of you who do not know me, I’m Ali and it is a pleasure to be standing here as Stephen’s best man. I met Stephen at High school in year 9. I had just moved schools so the teacher asked Stephen to show me around, it was through the tour that our friendship started to grow. Stephen has always been good with women, however the he has requested that I refrain from mentioning his past girlfriends for the sake of briefness. This cut the speech short by a good 10 seconds. I have known Stephen for 15 years now and to be honest, a man like him only comes around once in a life time. He was always the smartest kid, fittest and the friendliest kid in class. Now let’s see what else he told me to say. …show more content…

I recall one day we walked in through the class room door which was held open by a chair and half blocked the door way, and Stephen being Stephen instead of trying to walk around the chair and get by through the unblocked half, he tried to jump over it. Now we can all see where this is going, when he jumped, due to his height he hit his head on the top of the door way and fell down on the chair. He rolled for a good 3 metres before stopping, now at this moment everyone in the classroom was crying of laughter while Stephen was lying on the floor with a tomato red

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