Humorous Wedding Speech

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Good morning David and happy Sunday! How are you? I love reading your stories! Sounds like a splendid day! Last minute plans are often the best... You enjoy biking as well? That is great! Do you bring your own bike or do you rent one? I am happy that you had a wonderful time in your “hometown”. Thank you for the info regarding the Cheltenham (pronounced Cheltnam :-)) Day. If we are in town, we may pay a visit. I really enjoy small town festivities. We (the Bruce Trail) were also in the Caledon area yesterday, completing the third part of the end-to-end Caledon section. Lots of gravel, paved road walking but when we were finally off the road, the views were stunning: forests, valleys, horses ranches in the distance. We were covered with bug

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