Humorous Wedding Speech

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Dearest members of Manchester United, Being a captain of this football team is a bit like being father of the groom at a wedding, seeing players come and leave. Certainly if we dined in the style we are dining tonight we would all be plump. It's hard to believe that another season has come to an end and the time has come again for our annual end of year speech. Whether it’s been a glorious success or a dreadful disaster. Each one of us has had our failures and sorrows meanwhile we also have our achievements and joys during the year. We are all, in some way, a little different than we were this time last year. We’ve had a phenomenal season with our successes and also our problems and we’ve learnt some valuable lessons. When I stood here …show more content…

Remember the time we played football at Wembley, the dream stadium of every football player’s career. The tension was gradually getting more and more intense, and the pressure is building up. We were sitting in the dressing room waiting to go out onto the pitch. We lined up and walked out to the pitch. The crowd cheered thunderously. Eighty thousand people were seated in the stadium and millions more watching the FA Final on tv. Looking over the stands I saw the sea of red making continuous waves. Thousands of Man U supporters traveled miles to watch this FA cup …show more content…

We were pushed back and were desperately defending Chelsea's fierce attack. Fortunately the ball hit the post and thanks to some fantastic saves we were still in the game. The game kept going and no sign of a winner. We marked Chelsea man to man and chased the ball everywhere even when our energy was drained; this was certainly going to be a penalty shootout. During our penalty, David dominated the crowd’s attention. No one can bend it like Beckham and GOAL! I. The crowd went wild and we were the champions! Man U forever! It's fascinating how football is played all over the world and to very different standards. It's unbelievable how ordinary people everywhere can have so much fun out of a simple game. Most of them will never enter competitions. Yet we are a group of very privileged talented people who have the extraordinary potential in football, carrying a special mission to deliver a fascinating, well-played game to the world. This is where our friendship begun. Although I may be a football star, but I also call myself a poet, and if I may…here is a self written poem dedicated to everybody in Man U. We enjoy football, playing matches winter spring or fall. Players laugh and sometimes cry, sometimes fed up but they always try. The referee fouls you, but you never meant to. But your abilities are true; you are precious friends of Man

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