Humorous Wedding Speech

"A toast to the groom! To the bride! From your best friend, who is always by your side. I wish you a lifetime of happiness and may you always be satisfied." I began my speech. My heart racing as the crowd awaits what I had to say. "I, uh. I'm uh." Stammered myself. Nervous, I started to panic knowing that I had completely forgotton my speech and as I gazed along the eyes that stared back, there he was. Hazel eyes that represent comfort. My best friend, smiling widely. As I keep staring, those hazel eyes reminded me to where we first met.
I remember that night where I just might regret that night for the rest of my days, those pretty girls tripping over themselves just to win our praise. The candlelight like a dream that you can't quite place,