Eustrace Mcclinty's Black Sheets Case

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A Mississippi hospital has replaced half of its white bedsheets with black sheets in an attempt to ensure diversity among the linens. “The human relations codes at this hospital mandate a certain percentage of minorities on our staff,” said Jethro Q. Walrup, director of the Levon Helm Memorial Hospital in Ricketsville, Mississippi. “It may be unusual in the state of Mississippi, but as for my hospital, it is a shining beacon of racial justice in the workplace. Now our sheets are, too.” This contentious decision has been met with opposition. According to Eustrace McClinty, head of a white-sheet-supremacist group, “Sheet-purchasing by hospitals should be done on the basis of merit, not color. And it just so happens that white sheets are better than those uppity [sic] black sheets at everything you look for in a quality …show more content…

This was verified by Jake Stein, senior sheet technician at the Levon Helm Memorial Hospital. In a stroke of genius, Stein found a way to test patients’ satisfaction with the newly introduced black sheets. The study he came up with was truly “double-blind”: Stein was kept completely unaware of which groups got which sheets, and all of the patients testing the sheets were born without eyes. This keen bit of experimental design ensured that no test subject could be swayed by color prejudice. On average, every patient that received black bedsheets rated their experience just as highly as the white-sheet recipients. What is it, then, that fuels so many people’s prejudice against black sheets? In Mr. McClinty’s case, the gallant investigative journalists at “The Lantern” found that his three complaints can be attributed to the following: (a) a set of black sheets that had not been washed since the bicentennial, (b) a set of black sheets with a thread count of 43, and (c) a bad psychedelic

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