Cause And Effect: Where Did My Sockss Go?

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Cause and Effect: Where Did My Socks Go? It's the question that humans have been asking since, well, not the dawn of time, But for a very long time. This question has plagued thoughts, boggled the mind, and given many geniuses nightmares for hundreds of years. The blasted question: "Where did my socks go?" There have been many varied theories on where socks manage to find themselves, which include supernatural and fantastically normal ways. My idea is to take some of the supposed causes of the disappearances of socks and to give my own theory about what could be happening instead. Since sock trees most certainly do not sprout from the ground, it costs too much to just replace them all the time. The most widely used excuse for losing a sock …show more content…

Socks, though, seem to disappear the most underneath the bed. The most common theory is that there is a monster under the bed that likes to eat socks, and the dirtier the better. But what really happens to these supposedly scrumptious socks? Does a monster really munch on them, or could there be another reason? Well, I believe there always could be another reason. Perhaps the socks had been under there so long that fungus had made the material disintegrate onto the floor. Maybe that's why there is always so much dust underneath beds and other pieces of furniture in one's bedroom. Another reason for the vanishing of our socks is that when you go to clean this mystery dust from under the bed, you accidentally manage to suck up any hidden socks under there. You wouldn't notice, though, since socks are much smaller than shirts, so they (the socks) can fit down a vacuum cleaner tube much easier than a shirt could. It's strange how socks just have that annoying little habit of getting …show more content…

Why would aliens want to steal such usual things? Is it their plan to use our socks for galactic domination? Well, maybe not, but what else could explain the happening of a sock being on a couch one minute, and then gone a few minutes later? I believe that there is a simpler reason for this happening. I have a cat that is very playful. I watch her jumping around sometimes, and I was quite surprised a while back to see her actually pick up a sock in her mouth and drag it all the way down the stairs to the basement, where she then proceeded to drag it under the bed in the guest room. I looked under the bed afterwards and found three more socks. I also learned from babysitting that children have an odd fascination with taking socks. There is also the possibility that while you weren't looking, someone sat on your laundry pile and accidentally pushed some of your socks into the couch. I've found many a sock in its comfy folds. So, before you blame the poor aliens for taking your socks, I would suggest looking a little closer to home

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