Argumentative Essay: Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

There is an age old argument telling how dogs are better than cats or how cats are better than dogs. This argument is usually always inevitable, and everyone has their reasons for disliking one of the two (or just preferring one over the other). Some people hate dogs because they are “gross” and “stinky”. Some people hate cats because “they don’t love you”. Whatever the case, both of these arguments are usually based on personal opinions. In my personal opinion, although I really love both animals, I think cats make much better pets than dogs for many reasons.

To begin, felines are a lot better than dogs simply due to the fact that they are ten times easier to care for. We all know how independent cats are. They don’t necessarily need to be cared for and can easily take care of themselves on their own, but don’t mind having a little help from a human or two. If you’ve ever owned a cat, you should know that you

Cats and dogs can both be equally funny, but more often than not I feel as though cats are a lot funnier than dogs. Everyone knows the 2009 fad of funny cats on the internet, such as, “Can I haz hamburger?” The entire Internet was bumbling with funny cat memes, videos, and anything else you could think of. The Internet isn’t the only thing that plays a role in boosting cats’ inner humor to fame. All cat owners know what it’s like to buy catnip for their feline friends -- and they usually don’t regret it. If you thought cats were crazy sober, you gotta see them on drugs. Their eyes get all big and they act ridiculously crazy. Sometimes they just sit there in awe, either of which is equally hilarious when you witness it. There are no drugs for dogs! Lastly, cats just make funny faces and ugly noises in general. This isn’t only limited to cats, as dogs do this as well, but it’s still a lot funnier to snap a picture of a cat mid-yawn or mid-meow than it is a dog. I have