Argumentative Essay On Dollar Store

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This is an article about dollar stores. That said, it is absolutely not an article discussing price structures, low-income economics, vending principles or urban retailing. I have no interest in those things. I am interested in the deeper, more subversive socio-commercial forces that dollar stores embody and enable; namely: depression, discount pregnancy tests and whether or not The Bargain Barn is the worst thing to happen to planet Earth in the last century. Spoiler alert, it probably is. By the grace of God, two loving parents and some pro-Kmart zoning regulations, I have managed to live upwards of 17 years without ever having darkened the door of a dollar store. Sadly, this came to an end last Wednesday when I was forced by a so called …show more content…

You notice, for example, that you have not heard a word of English since you arrived. You notice that it is possible for inanimate objects like peg hooks and shelves to actually communicate sadness. You notice that time has lost all meaning. Have you been in this purgatory of fake flowers and party favours for hours? Decades? You begin to doubt every choice you have ever made. Possibly the existence of God. And then, just as your descent into disorientation and despair pushes you to the verge of crises too numerous to count, you see them. The employees. Those wretched, pitiable souls condemned to spend all eternity, or all of 25-30 hours a week, toiling beneath the sun of the suicide lights overhead. Fortunately, there are not many of them, as evident by the fact that there will never be more than one checkout lane open at a time. Working at the dollar store is not a career, it is a cautionary tale. Being a dollar store sales employee is the third most depressing thing a human can do, after selling mattresses and having anything to do with the Department of Motor Vehicles. If this is the case, then a dollar store must be, at best, one of the three most depressing places a human being can go. And yes, that includes the right wing of a cancer ward and Palmerston

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